Just be glad he didn’t have to do the n°2
He already took precautions so that he wouldn’t need to poop for three days.
Now it all makes sense!
So centaurs… double pee pee theory or nah?
Actual centaurs = nay
Double-man cosplay centaurs = yay
Single-man cosplay centaurs= nay
Single-man extreme cosplay with working pumps and servo motors = yayeyyy… you shouldn’t have done this
hmm do they have two hearts? two digestive tracts? four lungs?!
Do centaur horse lungs breathe human farts?!
Shouldn’t he be backing in?
I am reminded there exists individuals with giftedness like John Holmes or Two-tone Malone whom can do this both ways, sideways, low-ways, highways, etc.
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The legs seems extremely straight in the image so it seems very likely the back is just a structure he’s dragging on wheels (no second person).
Aww, you’ve shattered the illusion that there’s someone in there following him around huffing his air biscuits all day.
Vapor lock! That’s gotta be #1 on list of things you sign-off on before playing a pantomime horse. 🐴🍑💨🥴
