Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the Texas Central high-speed rail and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at these suggestive punctuation marks. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.