“Have you got anything without war?”

“Well, there’s war egg sausage and war, that’s not got much war in it.”

“I don’t want ANY war!”

“Why can’t she have egg bacon war and sausage?”

“THAT’S got war in it!”

“Hasn’t got as much war in it as war egg sausage and war, has it?”

“Could you do the egg bacon war and sausage without the war then?”

“Urgghh!”

“What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like war!”

“Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your war. I love it. I’m having war war war war war war war baked beans war and war!”