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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Yes sir, brain

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Yes sir, brain

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org
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    Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH

    (If they gave their consent of course)

    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Brat by slapping the top soil, it can’t go badly.

    • MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What about cutting the bottom soil open and letting all the dirt spill out? 🤤

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Something satisfying about touching grass and slapping the soil.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      Toxic gardening culture.

  • katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Get out of my head

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Top soil, bottom soil, bottom of a top soil …

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    Is that a thing people do, is it?

    • Psythik@lemm.ee
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      Don’t act like you’ve never slapped the top soil before. Or at least a bag of Miracle Grow.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    I have managed to restrain myself from doing that, but I always regret it

  • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world
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    slap 🖐️

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