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Nonono you‘re mixing it up: the eating of the 12 tacos is done by the parent of the gay son to pay respect to all the „tacos“ the son won’t ever eat.

I guess this is a joke, and not serious but the way it is quoted seems to be a bit anti-intellectual. Without further context this share-pic implies Shakespeare didn’t read famous poets that lived before his time and not doing this made him a brilliant playwright. But he did, as you can see in the metric fuck-ton of references to classical plays in his work.

You mean peak Uncle Scrooge.

If any lactose tolerant person needs to enjoy a similar experience, I recommend drinking a few wheat beers and smoking a cigar. If you add a sufficiently meaty burrito to the mix, you can make your large intestine feel like a bottle of champagne (shaken, not stirred)

My sons paediatrician gave me two lollipops, for being brave when she told me, I had to to take my ten day old son to the hospital immediately because his fever was way too high for him being so tiny.

I‘m a 6ft, 240lbs kinda guy in my mid thirties with a resting bitch face and a grim beard.

I felt very seen in this moment.

One of those two lollipops didn’t even make through the door.

As the German band Lumpenpack („Riffraff“) once sang in their song Kruppstahl Baby:

„Noch steht ihr und schwenkt eure Fahnen

^You may still be standing and waving your flags^

Anachronismen aus Fleisch

^Anachronisms of flesh^

Euch gehör‘n die Uhren,

^You may own the watches,^

aber uns gehört die Zeit!“

^but time is on our side!^

Ian McKellen:

-Death himself (Last Action Hero)

• Gandalf
• Magneto
• Iorek Byrnison

As a father of two, I get the sentiment 🤷‍♂️

Shut up, Hand of Vecna

More like air friar…

Max Power, a great Song played by the German Punk Band „Montreal“

Someone should create a community called „youcouldknow“

Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH

(If they gave their consent of course)

I like my woman like my coffee: Blonde and little bit bitter

Nerf herder?

Women being leaders in a patriarchal society will probably behave like leaders in a patriarchal society.

Watch this Video by NotJustBikes. It’s an hour long, but since I saw it, I’m not that interested in self-driving cars anymore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=040ejWnFkj0&pp=ygUgbm90IGp1c3QgYmlrZXMgc2VsZiBkcml2aW5nIGNhcnM%3D

Car companies bought public transport networks to kill them and sell their cars. What would cities look like if all cars are self- driving? The answer which NotJustBikes assumes is more plausible than I’m comfortable to admit.

Or as the Tiger Lillies sang: „It makes me quiet sad, to watch young people dance,

they could burn the discotheque, they’ve got every chance!

Start a fire, start a fire, start a fire today!

It did work pretty well for a lot of Nazis:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratlines_(World_War_II)

Steven Fry and Hugh Laurie

David Mitchell and Robert Webb