My sons paediatrician gave me two lollipops, for being brave when she told me, I had to to take my ten day old son to the hospital immediately because his fever was way too high for him being so tiny.
I‘m a 6ft, 240lbs kinda guy in my mid thirties with a resting bitch face and a grim beard.
I felt very seen in this moment.
One of those two lollipops didn’t even make through the door.
As the German band Lumpenpack („Riffraff“) once sang in their song Kruppstahl Baby:
„Noch steht ihr und schwenkt eure Fahnen
^You may still be standing and waving your flags^
Anachronismen aus Fleisch
^Anachronisms of flesh^
Euch gehör‘n die Uhren,
^You may own the watches,^
aber uns gehört die Zeit!“
^but time is on our side!^
Ian McKellen:
-Death himself (Last Action Hero)
As a father of two, I get the sentiment 🤷♂️
Shut up, Hand of Vecna
More like air friar…
Max Power, a great Song played by the German Punk Band „Montreal“
Someone should create a community called „youcouldknow“
Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH
(If they gave their consent of course)
I like my woman like my coffee:
Blonde and little bit bitter
Women being leaders in a patriarchal society will probably behave like leaders in a patriarchal society.
Watch this Video by NotJustBikes. It’s an hour long, but since I saw it, I’m not that interested in self-driving cars anymore.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=040ejWnFkj0&pp=ygUgbm90IGp1c3QgYmlrZXMgc2VsZiBkcml2aW5nIGNhcnM%3D
Car companies bought public transport networks to kill them and sell their cars. What would cities look like if all cars are self- driving? The answer which NotJustBikes assumes is more plausible than I’m comfortable to admit.
Or as the Tiger Lillies sang: „It makes me quiet sad, to watch young people dance,
they could burn the discotheque, they’ve got every chance!
Start a fire, start a fire, start a fire today!
It did work pretty well for a lot of Nazis:
Steven Fry and Hugh Laurie
David Mitchell and Robert Webb
DIE MART???
veryhappydicegoblinnoises
But they are right: You can’t sell cool toys with subtlety.
An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“
Which is german for:
Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!
If any lactose tolerant person needs to enjoy a similar experience, I recommend drinking a few wheat beers and smoking a cigar.
If you add a sufficiently meaty burrito to the mix, you can make your large intestine feel like a bottle of champagne (shaken, not stirred)