Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down12file-text
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 days agoPulp…something with pulp… Dammit! I just can’t think of a pun with pulp! My brain is just freshly squeezed.
minus-square🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoIt’s the pressure. It got to you. Just drained you.
minus-squarelobut@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoTake your time, when it’s your time on the pulpit you’ll just need to concentrate and let the bad thoughts recede.
Pulp…something with pulp…
Dammit! I just can’t think of a pun with pulp! My brain is just freshly squeezed.
It’s the pressure. It got to you. Just drained you.
Take your time, when it’s your time on the pulpit you’ll just need to concentrate and let the bad thoughts recede.