The links left me more confused, not less.

Huh. TIL that Proudhon was a Marxist.

/s ← In case it wasn’t abundantly clear.

Don’t confuse anarcho-capitalism with anarchism. The former are disguised fascists. The latter are not.

Obligatory Link: Property Is Theft

I hate you so much right now.

An old saying that Dads are likely to have heard is “an elephant never forgets”. So “I have the memory of an elephant” is saying “I never forget.”

Unless you’re making a Dad joke.

In which case it means “I remember seeing an elephant once”.

Huh. I live with a power engineer and he’s never bored me to tears with this one!

Methane! I want an old-timey refrigerator that could and would explode!

It’s time to be heading out to the highway, I see.

No! There’s no way, Mister! Mister Smith at the clinic promised me that my inoculations were all up to date!

Oh Henry! did that one hurt.

Which gas?

Yeah. For your immune system to be so compromised you need to drink a magnum at least.

What is the cure?

Uh…

Have you ever been near a child, even?! 😮

Let’s just hope the daughter doesn’t amp 'er rage at the betrayal.

That outlet could be in China as well since the two-blade and two-blade+pin plug is commonly used among many others.

Do you think it likely, perhaps, that the daughter is in on the joke and the expression is this thing called …

ACTING!

(Genius!)

…?

You have to admire the dedication this father has to damaging the development of his child.

Surely you meant impedance?

They are, yes.