I was about to come here and rant, but then I read it like 2 more times.
Right? Don’t scare me with a headline like that. Might as well have started it: Keanu Reeves, 59…
59? SHUT UP!!
He looked like he was 30 in the matrix… which was…ohhh 23 years ago
Nobody give a mirror…
hands you a mirror
Yes I play a evil character, why do you ask?
Well not today Satan!
I have a headache maybe tomorrow or Saturday
Keanu Reeves, 59, will be 60 immediately
Man don’t scare me like that
Trying to give me a heart attack
This is the last one I could find. Lol
I swear you’re trying to kill me
I want people to accused me of extremely appropriate behavior… 😭
Hey, watch it Margot. This comment is extremely appropriate.
No, you’re breath-taking!
More than appropriate with all your obvious physical disadvantages.
I think my brains and comedy skill more than made up for them though.
“Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of” NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! “extremely appropriate behavior” Oh… based
I too had a panic
Ok but what is extremely appropriate behavior?
I’m just picturing Keanu Reeves acting like Ned Flanders but with a face of hemorrhoid passing determination.
He spoke settlingly aptly and moved as only a being of pure properness could. Nearby cast members were accused of sexual harassment by sheer contrast.
Giving up his seat for a lady on the subway.
Tbh, it shouldn’t be “for a lady” it should be “for a person” Because I feel like to say “for a lady” is to encourage people to only ever help ladies. I know that’s not what it actually is but it co.es across that way to me and could also easily get misunderstood by someone. I don’t mean like they actively think “oh only women deserve nice gestures” but like a more subtle, subconscious misunderstanding…
I might be looking too far into things, but I need something to kill my time lol
An extremely appropriate man wears an extra medium shirt.
Keanu Reaves, star of the Matrix series and John Wick, has pie, aged 59
Keanu Reeves, star of blockbuster thriller SPEED and historical documentary Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, among others, admits inappropriately touching A Minor chord on electric keyboard when the sheet music didnt call for it.
thats an old pie
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Yeah had to read this like three times before I was placated
You had me the first two times.
Johnny Silverhand? Is that you?
