Customs and Border Protection has confirmed that, no, agents did not stop a Norwegian traveler who showed them a meme of a bald Vice President JD Vance.
“Fact Check: FALSE,” the CBP wrote on X. “Mads Mikkelsen was not denied entry for any memes or political reasons, it was for his admitted drug use.”
And no, the agency is not referring to Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen, but rather the similarly named 21-year-old who was denied entry at Newark Liberty International Airport on June 11.
Heh *cough* That’s a pretty good impression of us.
*cough cough, holds out disposable coffee cup fished from the trash* Got any spare healthcare? I promise I’m gonna use it for drugs!
Oh poor man, of course you can have some spare healthcare, you just have to migrate to get it.
Sounds expensive. Maybe I can just get a tan and get myself deported?
The easy way out.
I’m American. I’ll always take the easy way.