KingJalopy

You’ll find that anywhere. Not just on the Internet, either. Literally, everywhere.

Or that people aren’t ever in the McDonald’s drive thru

Enough to make a grown man cry

That shit ass has a poop butt

My little poop butt can be a real shit ass

I like it

Yeah I definitely thought that comment would do better but I’m only half joking as obviously you seem to know

That penis envy strain is no joke

That’s fine YouTube kids Elsa gate shit right there

At recognizing fire hydrants…

What a dumb headline. Not sure why I’m surprised.

It just opened imgur site on jerboa

No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.

Shit, sign me up.

Checkpoint

Are they so dumb They don’t realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?

Viral marketing at it’s best. I’m not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.

I dunno, that was at least coherent if not incredibly dumb.

Things I’ve never heard said before

I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves

One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.

I have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.

Waiter!