The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square175fedilinkarrow-up1898arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1897arrow-down1imageIn Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前message-square175fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down1·5 个月前How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 个月前Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right. Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 个月前Slurps from Coke bucket Sticks entire head into KFC bucket Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut “Murica”
How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?
Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right.
Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.
Sips from mayonnaise bucket
Slurps from Coke bucket
Sticks entire head into KFC bucket
Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut
“Murica”
You didn’t even microwave it first.