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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world
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    4 个月前

    Yes, yes it is fake but it still captures the zeitgeist of working in a corporate environment.

    • RanzigFettreduziert@feddit.org
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      zeitgeist

      Guten Tag

      • amlor@lemmy.world
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        Gesundheit

        • RanzigFettreduziert@feddit.org
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          Selber!

        • EvilBit@lemmy.world
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          Schildkröte

          • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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            Bless you

          • Fortatech@gregtech.eu
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            Schmetterling.

          • RanzigFettreduziert@feddit.org
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            4 个月前

            Mutschekiepchen

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Gluten free

      • wischi@programming.dev
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        Herzlichen Glückwunsch zu deinem Benutzernamen übrigens 🤣

        • RanzigFettreduziert@feddit.org
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          Den Anzeigenamen hat mir die feddit.org Gemeinschaft verliehen 😅

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun… und so weiter, und so weiter.

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      he hasn’t lost his job

      They mean internship, aka modern slavery.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Did These People Take a Selfie with Co-Worker Who Died of a Heart Attack?

    No.

    • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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      This should be in the op

    • Sergio@lemmy.world
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      On the bright side, he learned that absolutely none of his coworkers has his back when he needs them.

      • stephen01king@piefed.zip
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        What do you mean? He didn’t get fired, so none of them had any problem with him falling asleep at work due to his anemia. Sounds like they have his back just fine.

        • Sergio@lemmy.world
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          Dunno… if a friend fell asleep at work, I wouldn’t take their picture for social media… Especially if it’s bc of a medical condition…

          hey, you a Stephen King fan? we’re watching Maximum Overdrive for a watch party on Sunday! see here: https://lemmy.world/post/33147421

          • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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            The article said he was the one that posted it cause he thought it was funny.

          • Alloi@lemmy.world
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            i was until he decided to say the epstein list isnt real :(

            • Sergio@lemmy.world
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              oh wow TIL about that. I’m also kinda surprised King is still on twitter.

    • Pratai@lemmy.world
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      People will believe whatever the internet tells them to.

  • underscores@lemmy.zip
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    Worst part about Job hunting is the fear of landing a job where employees and general staff think it’s okay to take pictures of you. no I don’t want to be on your stupid website’s “meet the team” page

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    If this a true story, that is supremely horrible.

    • misterdoctor@lemmy.world
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      Looks to be fake, he was just sleeping

    • xkbx@startrek.website
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      Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

      Source: I made it up

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      You’re on the internet, silly! Of course it’s not true…

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      I’m having a hard time believing it but… I don’t know.

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      Indeed, a wagie got away… I only hope his family can take responsibility and compensate the shareholders!

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    Not a selfie tho

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Yes, many things about this are not as they claim.

      • Sergio@lemmy.world
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        you mean… “@official-agnew” LIED to us???

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    So, by how much are they going to dock his pay, if they can’t establish the exact time of death?

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    I remember this

    • PagPag@lemmy.world
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      Were you there or just saying you remember the last time this was posted in the past five years claiming this guy was actually dead?

      • x00z@lemmy.world
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        He remembers dying on that chair.

  • Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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    At least they let him rest in peace.

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    It’s so busy at office jobs /s

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