can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

“I’m sorry! I should’ve asked first!”

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

I’m absolutely crushed

Your tone indicates anger, but your subject matter indicates something fun

Listen, sport, what you don’t understand is that you can be a great mechanic, but that doesn’t mean that you know SHIT about the race. Fact is, you’re gonna just carefully turn your corners, brake when you should accelerate, and stay in the pit when you could be circling those losers on two broken axles. Yeah, sure, you risk a little spinout once in a while. You just gotta get the car back straight and get in the race again. And yeah, you might crash. That’s why you wear a flame-retardant suit. And yeah, the fiery explosion might kill, maim, and injure all the fans, their children, burn all the small defenceless animals in the vicinity, and the resulting pollutants will likely give cancer to the staff & crew. But that’s what the insurance is for! And yeah, it’s expensive, but y’all got to get together and pool your money, or else people in the racing seat don’t get their trophies for winning, or exorbitant salaries as consolation prizes.

He who controls the walks, controls the universe!

“We’re gonna need you to burn at least 500lbs of tires for every tree planted.”

Great, that means were gonna fight mecha hitler in the 2040s

stole the joke right outta my thumbs

I watch it on H

five dozen, no less

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

a heroic level of a reply. You sourced that like you were writing an academic paper

what he do

Hydropower causes more deaths than nuclear reactors

sauce

Edit: sorry, changed the link because I had copied the wrong one. New one is not AI slop, I apologize

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

You have to watch it in H