“We’re gonna need you to burn at least 500lbs of tires for every tree planted.”

Great, that means were gonna fight mecha hitler in the 2040s

stole the joke right outta my thumbs

I watch it on H

five dozen, no less

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

a heroic level of a reply. You sourced that like you were writing an academic paper

what he do

Hydropower causes more deaths than nuclear reactors

sauce

Edit: sorry, changed the link because I had copied the wrong one. New one is not AI slop, I apologize

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

You have to watch it in H

Maybe Hell is just so full of red tape that it was only thousands of years after it had been a predominant language, did they switch to Latin for all contracts. In another 1000 years, they’ll switch to Mandarin, by which point we’ll be speaking duck.

There’s a blessed, graceful quality to this meme I just can’t quite put my finger on…

Oh setsneedtofeed, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

You’re laughing? This is the largest automobile he could afford, and you’re laughing?

Oh, I couldn’t bear it

I’ve always fantasized about this, just without the gun

ugh please tackle me Principal Schoemern

Star Trek 17: The Search For More Money

**th’air