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ZDL@lazysoci.al to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

So this is math, is it?

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So this is math, is it?

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ZDL@lazysoci.al to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • tate@lemmy.sdf.org
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    It should be distanceraptor / time

    Otherwise the raptors cancel and you just get velocity.

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      Distanceraptor over time equals velociraptor? Sounds like evolution to me.

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        It tripped, so it became a revolution instead

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      Good catch, but following that it should actually be displacementraptor / time. Speed is based on distance traveled, velocity is where you started vs where you ended up. If you run complete laps around a track your velocity will be 0 when you’re done because your displacement is 0 (start and end points are the same)

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        Also a good catch.

        Speediraptor just sounds silly. Not nearly as scary as velociraptor.

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        And it should be displaceraptor, dropping the last syllable, otherwise the quotient would be velocityraptor.

        • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I was gonna share this meme, but now it just seems silly with all of these factual errors.

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            The cumulative pedantry is almost all the fun.

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      Otherwise the raptors cancel and you just get velocity.

      I mean, yes? Weren’t they super fast?

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        They seemed fast, but it’s just because they worked in packs, so the one that got you was there the whole time.

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          Nothing personnel, kid.

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          Clever girl.

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      No, you would get veloci.

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