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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world ·
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the new Sisyphus

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the new Sisyphus

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world ·
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    I dunno, is that long enough?

    Edit: Only 3.865 million years

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      He should have to pay rent the whole time too.

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        And taxes.

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          Not just taxes on what he makes in hell, but also the taxes he was supposed to pay while alive.

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            I’ll add only that inflation 's a bitch, and you don’t get raises in hell.

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        I wonder how high the rent in hell is.

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          Check prices by the jersey turnpike

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          Probably pretty cheap considering people are always dying to get in there

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            Surely that’d make it expensive! It’s in high demand!

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        And the debt accrues interest.

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      No, he can’t spend all of his income paying down the debt.

      He has to pay rent, medical bills, pay for his car and insurance before he can begin to repay his debt.

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      No, because he’ll still need to pay rent, utilities, and taxes. He’ll be lucky if he pays off that debt before the heat death of the universe.

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      Might as well round it up to 4 to account for inflation.

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        20% increase in living expenses with no salary adjustment.

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      Fun fact: Lucy is dated 3.2 million years ago.

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      One year = 8,766 hours
      33.88 x 10^9 / 8,766 = 3,865,551 Years
      And I bet he spends another million years complaining about how unfair it is.

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      you can be rich like him if you work hard

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        Haha good one

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