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The Rizzler@feddit.org to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago

You did WHAT with the chosen one?!

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You did WHAT with the chosen one?!

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    She basically Bill Clintoned him…

    She was high ranking royalty, he was a young unpaid apprentice assigned to her.

    Plus, half the time they’re flying around on his spaceships, even if he wanted to say “no”, he couldn’t because of the implication.

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      Is she gonna hurt Anakin?

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        These Padawan were never in any real danger…

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      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        He’s gonna get hurt … hurt so good

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      It depends on what your definition of “is” is

      • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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        I feel like it’s changed significantly in my 40+ year lifetime

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      He didn’t want to say “no”.

      • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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        But even if he did want to say no, he wouldn’t have…

        Because of the implication

      • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        Ya, I remember him begging like a little boy.

    • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
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      But the implication

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      Guy is a blue balled virgin and she shows up in that tight black leather outfit, she knew what she was doing

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    • The Rizzler@feddit.orgOP
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      He’s the most powerful jedi of all time, powerful enough to subdue the living embodiments of the light and dark sides of the force at the same time.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        and he still got his legs cut off

        • The Rizzler@feddit.orgOP
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          and one of his arms. about 3 years before that he got one arm cut off by a different guy

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    I think that the appropriate word is groomed.

    • The Rizzler@feddit.orgOP
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      Anakin was 19 and Padme was 24 when they started getting into the real stuff

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        I think they mean that she groomed him.

        • The Rizzler@feddit.orgOP
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          Nothing happened between them until he was 19 and she was 24.

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            I don’t think you understand what grooming is because what you said does not preclude it.

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            • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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              Again, just how it plays on screen in the movie.

              This isn’t a documentary. There isn’t stuff happening behind the scenes that we aren’t being shown. This is a story being told and, unwittingly or not, that is the behavior being portrayed.

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                  Ret-conning is a thing, of course, and I’m not saying they meant to show Padme grooming him, but if those ambiguities are there, it’s either intentional or bad writing.

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    I groomed the chosen one.

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    Fourth panel: Obi-Wan: “I cut the legs off the chosen one.”

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      then i…

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        That’s a smokey Joe if I ever did saw one

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    Qui Gon: Kill

    Obi Wan: Marry

    Padma: Die of Sadness

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    img

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    She…

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    What was up with padme in that scene? The lighting was so unflattering and she looked kinda nuts

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      Well she was about to fuck someone that she knew since he was 9 so there are probably a lot of crazy thoughts going through that head.

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