R2-D2 knew perfectly well that Anakin had turned evil; he was obviously on board with the lie.
We’re crying for R2D2 this time.
Oh, that motherfucker knew everything the entire time. Don’t cry for that asshole. He certainly isn’t crying for the tens of millions of deaths that he’s responsible for…
Oh…
“He started it.”
I remember they’re being an entire subnet dedicated to analyzing why Obi-Wan lied to Luke about R2-D2. Like, there was a whole fucking conspiracy about the thing, and it was hilarious and extremely believable.
Or maybe it wasn’t a subreddit. Maybe it was Slashdot thread… oh fuck, how the hell did I get old?
Edit: oh, fuck this shit
No! That’s our word, motherfucker!
I think your keyboard will automatically learn anything you type manually. Mine definitely has some misspellings saved in it.
No! That’s our word, motherfucker!
It’s the corporations’ word now
Are you perhaps referring to the old classic, A New Sith, or Revenge of the Hope? Found reposted on Livejournal of all places, but apparently the original has fallen off the internet.
That’s really neat.
I do wish somebody would edit this part…
Leia’s own mission, as she says in that holographic message, is to pick up Obi-Wan and take him to Alderaan. Or so she thinks. Actually, her father just wants her to meet Kenobi, which up to this point she never has.
…to clarify that “father” is talking about Bail Organa, not Darth Vader, though. It doesn’t become clear until a few paragraphs later.
Also, it unfortunately was written too early to account for Ahsoka etc.
At first glance, the landspeeder in the top pane looked like Obi-Wan had a pistol pointed at Luke.
That’s a pretty long arm.
You know what they say about men with really, really long arms.
Only if you buy that fanfiction crap.
#onlyOne
Only after Anakin killed a bunch of jedi, including young-lings
