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HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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    As a life long boy scout (cub scouts through eagle scout) and as a navy veteran, I feel qualified to tell you the military is definitely not adults boyscouts.

    The military is more like that game you hear about high school dudes playing in the locker room, where everyone Jerks off on a cooki, but the last to cum has to eat the cookie. That’s basically exactly what the military is like. If you aren’t a big enough jerkoff, you get the cookie. Everyone around you is always jerking off. And all you do is think about how much you don’t want to be the one eating that cookie.

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      “Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass

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        Lmao.

        🎵IN THE NAVY🎶

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        Cut out the cookie…

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      that sounds like something a seaman would say

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        Hey now I was an airman, not a seaman. We get testee about that lol

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      George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off

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        Armies didn’t exist before George Washington

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          ours didn’t

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      Icky cookie?

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      Then there is “hurry up and wait”. “Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm.”

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