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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Goats

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  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    People who misuse idioms like in this meme really get my boat.

    • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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      Gotta strike Brian while he’s hot, you know.

      • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
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        It really blinds my sneers

    • Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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      Did you call the police about your boat?

  • Omni rizzler@anarchist.nexus
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    if you are filling helium from the butt respectfully you can actually store some food in it goat and like floating ballons with candy in it in birthday parties you can actually use the goat to navigate the jungle with ease

    • EldenLord@lemmy.world
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      This u?

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      I’ll have whatever this one’s having 👆

      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        “respectfully”

        • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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          “Excuse me, goat.”

          (Goat bleats)

          “With utmost respect, would you be so kind…”

          (Squeaky valve turning, gas hissing)

          (Goat bleats intensify at increasingly higher pitch)

          “Thank you, goat. Let’s explore the jungle together. Did you pack a lunch? I’m not 100% sure how this works.”

  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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    No, my ashtray on the fifth floor is in danger now!

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    the screaming goat sound clip, but with helium

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Damn, and here I am cheaping out with my goat float boat.

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    …me filling my goat with Argon

    • kamen@lemmy.world
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      Why ar your goats gon?

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        They don’t call them PerogiBoi the fence-maker.

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