Hi yeah we’re trying to stop the people who want human connection to exist only between a white man and his property. Would you please go fix us some cookies and check if the plants need watered? I am going to need you again once we seize power to help me assuage the momentum of violence before the left accidently steps straight into authoritarian fascism via good old New State Who Dis Purges. Would you like a position at Good Gulag? Not kidding.

Sorry. People who want to smother or kill black folks and trans kids invented sides. It’s going to take some needling to make the table round again.