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Somelad@thelemmy.club to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

If men had babies instead of women? Men would probably just all get C sections because everyone knows people have to keep being born.

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If men had babies instead of women? Men would probably just all get C sections because everyone knows people have to keep being born.

Somelad@thelemmy.club to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    The shower is a great place for sticking metal rods in your dick. It saves a huge amount of cleanup.

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      taking notes

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        Soap burns

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      I use my workshop

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        Hey, I really prefer a big fat hairy cock, but you do you

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