Indigo Moon True@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoYou're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert firstwww.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down110
arrow-up1180arrow-down1external-linkYou're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert firstwww.dailymail.co.ukIndigo Moon True@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down1·8 days agoI’d shit on the floor and break the screen.
minus-squaremonogram@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·8 days ago-1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score
minus-squaremhague@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 days agoFable’s morality system was actually realistic if you assume it’s depicting what it’s like to be rich and privileged. The -1 score made me think of how it wouldn’t matter if you could just donate money to get it back.
minus-squareHello Hotel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-28 days agobetter idea, bring a small pry bar in your purse
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoNever go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoGet Schwifty is back! Too good for a Grammy!
minus-squarearchonet@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-28 days agoJust the screen? I’d have that entire thing in pieces before I left.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-28 days agoBut someone, totally not me, shat on the floor. You’d have to smell that for a while.
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoIt’s extreme but so is the situation I’ll allow it
I’d shit on the floor and break the screen.
-1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit score -1 social credit scoreFable’s morality system was actually realistic if you assume it’s depicting what it’s like to be rich and privileged.
The -1 score made me think of how it wouldn’t matter if you could just donate money to get it back.
better idea, bring a small pry bar in your purse
Never go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.
Get schwifty!
Get Schwifty is back! Too good for a Grammy!
Just the screen? I’d have that entire thing in pieces before I left.
But someone, totally not me, shat on the floor. You’d have to smell that for a while.
It’s extreme but so is the situation
I’ll allow it