Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agoHow it would have gonelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down15
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minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 days agoIf I were a Jedi, there’s 100% chance I would use the force inappropriately
minus-squareotp@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 days agoIf you would use the force inappropriately, there’s a 100% chance you wouldn’t be a Jedi
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoTell that to Anakin, Revan, The Exile, and Kyle Katarn. Dark Side? No Dark Side here just 100% light sided force choke.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 days agoOnly a Sith speaks in absolutes… and draws pee pees on doors.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoOnly if the Council catches you
If I were a Jedi, there’s 100% chance I would use the force inappropriately
If you would use the force inappropriately, there’s a 100% chance you wouldn’t be a Jedi
Tell that to Anakin, Revan, The Exile, and Kyle Katarn. Dark Side? No Dark Side here just 100% light sided force choke.
Only a Sith speaks in absolutes… and draws pee pees on doors.
Clear as purple crayon (iykyk)
Only if the Council catches you