return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down114
arrow-up1193arrow-down1external-linkMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoIt is the distant future, the year two thousand! We are robots. We have Maxwell Walmart pushcart and we don’t understand the origin of this brand but love the taste!
minus-squarelazyViking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoFinally, robotic beings rule the world The humans are dead
minus-squareOhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoWe used poisonous gasses and we poisoned their asses…
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoThe humans are dead… The humans are dead…
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoIntroducing Maxwell individual robot care blister packs! Now with 50% engine oil option for lubricity!
It is the distant future, the year two thousand!
We are robots.
We have Maxwell Walmart pushcart and we don’t understand the origin of this brand but love the taste!
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gasses and we poisoned their asses…
The humans are dead…
The humans are dead…
Introducing Maxwell individual robot care blister packs! Now with 50% engine oil option for lubricity!