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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago

Addictions can start real young

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Addictions can start real young

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago
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    I was at a picnic where a two-year-old girl holding a slice of pizza took a bite and then offered the slice to my dog so that he could have his turn taking a bite. (He had been giving her the hungry-puppy stare.) It’s a shame that there was no one ready to photograph the look on her face when my dog grabbed the whole slice out of her hands and ran off with it. That experience is going to be her supervillain origin story.

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    That is a brilliant image.

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      Sometimes you just catch pure gold

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        Cleaning pizza sauce out of the rug is worth it.

  • 🩸💀 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒 💀🩸@lemmy.world
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    I can tell that this baby was about to book it, to get away with this ‘crime.’

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