If you car Would you what
were in a car know what
accident to do?You wouldn’t car a download
🏴☠️ like hell I wouldn’t
I’m pretty sure that I’ve downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I’ve physically been in 🤷
If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?
If you got a job as a would you know what graphic designer to do?
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Uh… Piss pants?
Unplanned pregnancy?
You win. That’s a way better accident to have in a car.
It’s also a fun story to tell the child.
I only make happy little accidents
No. I’m very indecisive about my accidents.
Thanks!
That’s the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn’t recall the name…subscribed! and x-posted.
It’s rude to call people accidents, even if it’s often true. :)
Car what accident to do?
But who was phone?!
carphone
Hmmm, I choose piss myself!
If I knew then it’d be on purpose
Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they’re similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I’d do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it’s not as straight as you had always assumed.
Sometimes you know.
If you car.
I’d do the no-accident-kind. Duh!
So… fraud? I like that in a person.
I wouldn’t exactly state this as my main intention, but…if it would happen. As a by-product. Well
Mkay, Mr Trump.
I can tell you from experience.
The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car’s worth.
Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I’m about 95% confident he hasn’t actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.
And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn’t sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.
“Uh, no. I guess not.”
