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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoMeh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
minus-squareDicska@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoAnd leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoPut a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 days agoJust like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
Meh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.