I presume since the beer bottle says… squints Cream Blindness… that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone’s favorite: AI slop.
Actually it says “Ocean Blindness.” And apparently it’s a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
Thanks for digging, that’s cool. I’m glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.
Meh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
What are you doing step-brother?
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn’t do it in reverse with the swelling.
aaaaand the ER’s filling up.
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take flasks.
Take wooden barrels.
Take sheep bladders
You can stick tall cans in the sand
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
Okay I’m here. What now?
Raise hell!
Sunscreen, maybe?
don’t need sunscreen if you go at night
Username made me chortle
wtf
What? If you’re not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It’s the beach.
Hell yeah! Where all my New Jerseyans at?
what the hell are you talking about dude?
They are referring to when New Jersey had a huge problem with needles washing up on the beaches back in the 90s.
oh im canadian so i don’t get that.
Diabetes?
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think “oh they are talking about insulin” and more so “are they talking about drugs?”
Estradiol Valerate?
NJ has hypo needles on the beach.
ew
I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as “shooting up.” The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one “takes neither and shows up drunk”, and the twist is that “rather than showing up drunk he’s doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs” wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
Or they’re just saying something that’d be even worse than broken glass to step on.
A lot of people like to take drugs on the beach and discard the needles in the sand to the point the beach is more needle than sand.
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again
how about you don’t need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let’s have a drink and be friends. :)
huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.
Water at the beach is salty.
just bring a desalination plant
So make pasta!
(My) Humour isn’t for everyone.
But isn’t the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?
Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won’t fling metal shards around everywhere
My Stick grenade does.
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they’re meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
how?
I’m having a hard time seeing how you’re not seeing how.
They lean and spin but don’t fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I’ve never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I’ve handled.
Seems like a big wide base would be safer.
Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.
But glass is made from sand, I’m just returning it to where it came from!!!
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
You guys have hot sand? - British person
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
For me it doesn’t really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Super pretty decades or centuries later tho
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn’t really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors
Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can’t sit anywhere else.
The point of the post is you can, though.
there is one other place it can sit :3
But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?
Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?
Well of course, the base isn’t flared.
CyberOSHA over here demanding we don’t have fun …
I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…
Sand to sand!
))<>((
Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
Sorry you didn’t understand it.
Perhaps it is you who failed to see clever anti-humor in the post you are replying to!
See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one’s anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
Isn’t it also probably dangerous in the sand?
Glass on the beach is always an asshole move.
Well it’s not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
Those things look fun to throw
Bet if you put fletching on it you could get some good long distance accuracy.
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
Well at least that’s a flared base.
But, uhm… context?
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correctOn the flip side, I didn’t make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Now I’m curious what you do rate as a good movie
Oh yeah I’ve seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I’ve watched something several times, I can’t really recall anything that’s like older than two years.
Hell I’ve started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn’t as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
It’s impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
It’s impressive that you could.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It’s mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it’s kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can’t remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don’t know if I’m just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It’s like when they “proved” to House in House MD that he’d gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember
If watched it don’t remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you’ll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that’s a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn’t just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Yeah, I figured I’d write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?
