slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 小时前Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1388arrow-down10
arrow-up1388arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 小时前message-square84fedilink
minus-squareJaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up94·16 小时前He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·14 小时前The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 小时前Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
minus-squarestephen01king@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 小时前You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 小时前It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 小时前And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
minus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·16 小时前Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 小时前But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one