xkcd #3175: Website Task Flowchart
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There is no rule, that you have to follow their workflow. Or is it?
Don’t play their game. Send them a registered letter. Write them what you want, why they have to do it and set a grace period. If they don’t, escalate.
My good sir,
I would like for you to double my previous order of sexual devices for I have decided that my bottom and my mouth should be filled in good order. I imagine you shall provide this alteration along with the free shipping for any order above the requisite amount due to this gaining you not only a significant sum more but perhaps a loyal customer.
I expect a response within a fortnight. If this is not provided I will send letters up the chain all the way up to Mr. Boyslutcloset if I must.
Good day sir,
SorryBookBroke