I get covid, you get covid, the one in the back gets covid… Everyone gets covid!
Ho ho ho hoooo
Santa can’t risk flying over US airspace this year.
Fox News: “A foreigner flying an unlicensed aircraft was shot down over Oregon after penetrating US airspace without authorization and failing to respond to orders to land…”
I legitimately think that’s a relative of mine.
I need to send this to him.
Also, despite being surly in general, he used to carry square-rimmed spectacles he’d put on when children “recognized” him.
Is that Gabe?
“Jolly, old Saint Newell, lean your ear this way…”
Noël, Newell, what more proof do we need
Is this how we discover that The Santa Clause is real?
Buying nothing for Christmas is a small but effective en masse protest for y’all fwiw fyi
It helps to not have the money to buy anything!
It must be a lot of work for Richard Stallman to juggle between advertising the free software movement and giving out presents to children.
