treadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoPeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttsmessage-squaremessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up1239arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1226arrow-down1message-squarePeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttstreadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square132fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoWould women find me more handsome if I had an athlete’s face?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-216 hours agoDepends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind. Translation into American: the Tom Brady hindpaw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.
minus-squaresem@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoCan someone post photos for reference?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours ago(Cristiano) Ronaldo-face: (Wayne) Rooney-face: Tom Brady-face: Larry Bird-face: The band Birdface:
Would women find me more handsome if I had an athlete’s face?
Depends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.
Translation into American: the Tom Brady hindpaw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.
Can someone post photos for reference?
(Cristiano) Ronaldo-face:
(Wayne) Rooney-face:
Tom Brady-face:
Larry Bird-face:
The band Birdface:
They’d think you’re a fun guy.