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Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Hmm… Even of you catch it, you don’t necessarily know where is it from, what it wants or what is it capable of. So still unidentified?

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      It’s not flying anymore.

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        10 hours ago

        So if I understand correctly: I should not catch my plane. If I do, it won’t fly anyway. Gotcha.

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        That’s true. I feel dumb now

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          Missing a detail happens to everybody.

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