• Hond@piefed.social
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    11 days ago

    I had wet dreams like twice in my live. I must say it fucking sucks. Waking up trapped with jizz in your undies is unpleasant.

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        10 days ago

        I don’t have the equipment for a nighttime emission, but the only sex dreams I’ve ever had were with partners that I felt really weird about in the morning. They include: a friend of mine, a different friend’s dad, and Mikhail Gorbachev. I don’t want to fuck any of them.

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          10 days ago

          We all do what we must for mother Russia. No go back to sleep and let Gorbachev have his way with you. Close your eyes and think of England

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      10 days ago

      I occasionally have wet dreams, but I don’t have a penis, so it isn’t a problem. What is a problem is my unconscious mind picking partners for me. Those choises are either highly questionable or absolutely gross.