You guys have sex?
“You guys are getting depression and bills?”
Do you wanna trade some depression and bills for sex? Plenty of depression and bills here
Often, sex isn’t included either, just fapping.
That’s the joke, yes
Two and a half out of three, guess I’m doing all right.
I’ll take 1/2 sex, please 🎟️
Let me introduce you to your friend Palmala Handerson
It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.
And three to file for divorce.
Y’all are into sex and are depressed?
It’s called “tear jerking”, apparently.
Oxford comma needed!
That’s not true; there’s also work. Although sometimes that fits under depression.
“You guys pay bills?”
Believe me, we would, if we could
not true at all. missing a big one. you get to start doing drugs! that’s the #1 best thing about adulthood. no more mom and dad telling me not to hog the crackpipe
