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Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive

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Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive

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Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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    That’s a pretty good analogy, but it’s Fortran and B-52. Fortran is very good at what it does to this day. Cobol was never good.

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      Grace Fucking Hopper

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        So move fast and break things, 60s edition.

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      Cobol is a Hornet. Still used for production in first-world countries, but basically just because of shitty, slow-moving institutions.

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