An outbreak of the flesh-eating New World screwworm (Cochliomyia hominivorax) has killed seven people and infected at least 1,190 more across Mexico and South America, and now the US Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and Prevention is alerting health workers of its northward spread.
“It’s a liberal plot to use up all the ivermectin before bird flu breaks out! Which is… uh… another liberal plot. But that’s beside the point!”
“Godang Biden bringin’ dem Kung Flu over ‘ere wif dem godang Libtard policies. Now dem Maxicans fighting our ICE heroes with some godang flesh eating wurms. BARB!! Bring me ma godang UV enema and I’ll fry this suckers just like I did with der godang CHY-NAH virus! No lube cuz mama didn’ raise no godang bitch and I kinda like the way it tears my asshole a lil.”
As a Texan, this was very easy to read