return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoOdds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of eventswww.uniladtech.comexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down14
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minus-squareGuyFawkesV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoSo humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?
minus-squareE_coli42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·4 days agoNothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.
minus-squaremiddlemanSI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoThey will produce “evidence” he is a terrorist because he loves all people, including Hamas
So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?
Nothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.
They will produce “evidence” he is a terrorist because he loves all people, including Hamas