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It's real science

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It's real science

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Depending on who it’s from, I would definitely drink piss.

  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip
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    My limit is 0% piss. If there is anything over 0% piss, I don’t really want to drink the water.

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      Chances are 0% that you haven‘t drank any water with more than 0% piss in it.

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        What’s the average piss to water ratio?

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          All water is recycled pee.

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    See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

    She said, “mech, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

    So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

    So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

    Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

    My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

    What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.

    • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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      Either this is a copypasta or you’re the piss-drinking equivalent to a vegan, because I swear I’ve read this comment before almost exactly like that.

      • mech@feddit.org
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        It is now.

    • deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip
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      Your methodology on that second one was flawed. You were motivated to do a bad job of pretending to like getting fisted.

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of

    • antimidas@sopuli.xyz
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      TBH, a dissertation as a suicide note sounds kinda like a power move.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    If you don’t know the water is contaminated, then the point at which you fold is when you realize that what you taste is probably piss.

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    If I know there is even 0.00000000000000000000000001% piss in tower full of water I ain’t drinking it

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      Prepare to die from dehydration, because man do I have some bad news for you…

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        Yep, at those percentages there’s likely an amount larger of piss in every breath you take indoors. Always remember, it’s the dose that kills (or tastes like piss)

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    According to my beer-drinking friends, several companies have not only discovered the precise point where people will fold, but successfully marketed it too.

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    That liquid is called public swimming pool water you accidentally swallow.

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    sewer treatment plants explained

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      The water from sewer treatment plants typically goes to agriculture, not drinking.

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    Urine is already diluted by water, so you’re most of the way there.

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      How much watery piss before it becomes pissy water?

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            But that’s an equilateral triangle, not a right triangle.

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    Depends on how hydrated the pisser was

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      This chart should help with the question.

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        2 is my limit

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          Take more b2.

          • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Neon!

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    Where meme?

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      There are actual memes in the comments.

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