In a particularly creative expression of anti-MAGA sentiment, a man who goes by the username “biz_dave” says he successfully trained crows to attack MAGA hats. As detailed in a series of posts on Threads, the self-proclaimed “big nerd” and “very part-time artist” stuck some tasty treats, including “peanuts, chicken scraps, mealworms, and dog kibble,” underneath a MAGA hat.
“Once they were coming regularly, it was only about three months to get them to the hat removal stage,” biz_dave wrote.
Niners fan here, I volunteer to operate the guillotine
Might as well make all sports teams change colors then since we’ve become bulls who can’t stand the sight of red shit. I still say that humans should be able to read the difference from “maga” and “49ers” but of course that’s from my high pedestal of literacy, curse you Sesame Street!