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AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Horses must think we’re mocking them when we use them to carry us around, then put them in trailers that carry them faster than they can run.

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Horses must think we’re mocking them when we use them to carry us around, then put them in trailers that carry them faster than they can run.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I beg to differ. Last year I happened across a horse wearing a top hat. Looked pretty smart to me.

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      Not smart enough to realize that those went out of style a hundred years ago.

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        Haha what a dumbass

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        I wonder if it was a mechanical horse being controlled by a rabbit under the hat. Hmm.

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      Oh no… You met the very rare landlord horse…

      You didn’t see the monocle, because it must’ve been on the other side…

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        Thinking back now, it was collecting carrots and apples from a bunch of donkeys, so you may well be correct.

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