Meta has been granted a patent outlining an AI system capable of simulating a user’s activity on social media to post after their death.
Some fucked up shit.
Let those not accounts sign up for credit cards, see how fast they get shut down
the future is when you can’t buy RAM because your dead cousin is using it to spam your feed with their antivaxx ideas.
This is dumb and fucked up, but I also look forward to the AI analog for @[email protected] constantly following up its own posts with apologies and banning itself.
Why
Didn’t think I’d cross digital necromancy off my bingo card!
Does /dev/null qualify as prior art?
or /dev/urandom?
They’d probably opt you into it by default without telling anyone…
Imagine how many AI-written patents are being submitted everyday.
And it seems like the patent office just approves whatever comes in these days without even looking at it, they just hope the courts will sort out any conflicts.
Bye bye patent system. Have a cool idea you want to patent? Too bad. It was already patented word for word by some company using AI to churn out patents made up of every conceivable word combination in the English language.
American lives matter: They maintain premium ad rate DAUs for Meta. Some anti-business commies will consider this in bad taste, but in addition to Meta DAUs, supporters of Zionist supremacist rule over the US, should also be able to keep voting. Pro business zionists need this technology to keep the right people immortal, or Iran wins.
Black mirror had a episode about this years ago. It’s crazy no one patented this before.
Would the black mirror episode not count as prior art and therefore invalidate the patent?
Can’t wait for Zuckerberg to start using it.
They’re probably not going to use it…
… but if they do it’s going to be a hell of a good starting point in motivating people to leave Facebook
Literally a black mirror episode.
*.avif is definitely a man made horror beyond my comprehension.
