With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
    49·
    1 day ago

    Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.

    • HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip
      21·
      1 day ago

      I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. it could be a lot worse than death by titties

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
        11·
        1 day ago

        Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.

        Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.

    • Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      6·
      1 day ago

      800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.