I assumed the quote in the article was a man talking about his woman would think he’s cheating.

We have the advantage of technological improvements though. They crawled so we could walk

So they were farming maggots?

We could have a bit of yummy meat today and then its gone, or we could leave it and have maggots for months.

Pretty smart, if gross.

Holy shit.

To think I was envious of America when I was young.

Except there’s also a shredder instead of just a photocopier

Their imagined reality will collapse

It doesnt need to. Glorious leader has announced his willingness to use fake news for the greater good! Praise be!

https://youtu.be/YoC-cUmYUaU

Something about this just tickles my brain right

I think its the same phenomena as why there are suddenly so many LGBT people around. In the past, such traits were punishable.

Being black on a Friday night (technically a misdemeanor)

Study the science behind the action and explain it and test it before putting your face in the line?

Superbugs are gonna look like regular bugs.

Not just football games, soap operas and Deal Or No Deal need to be braced for too.

Eastenders nearly ended us

Its knowing what I want but they used a name that makes me feel like an absolute prick saying it.

For example Hunky dunkers with bbq hunky dunky dip

Ive not got round to getting a dedicated tool box yet, so I get to find them in unexpected inconvenient places every week until I need them then they disappear forever.

Thats the face of a man trying not to laugh, knowing theyre pulling it off.

Why doesnt shampoo taste like it smells though?

Basically everything else in the world does.

I’d love to be part of a trained workforce, but I cant get experience in a job because the recruiter needs 5+ years experience on the job.

We’re cooking on the shoulders of giants.