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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say

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Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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Kentucky man arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say
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Allen Osborne, a 32-year-old from Owensboro, was charged with sexual crimes against an animal

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/41792313

  • charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.

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      I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot.

      Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious…

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      Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?

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        I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.

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      • charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, I fucked that part up

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      I’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.

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        I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.

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          that’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.

          no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.

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