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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours ago narrow aims Kill a bunch of Iranian locals and broadcast the deaths via one of those grainy night vision videos. Insist everyone you killed was a Hamas terrorist. Claim you have once again destroyed their nuclear program. Thank Israel for their support and invite Netanyahu to DC to celebrate. Do a victory lap on cable news, bragging about how you won another war and deserve the next Peace Prize. Ask Congress for another $100B in Pentagon spending, because you ran out of ships again. Name the next Aircraft Carrier the USS Melanie All very achievable.
Kill a bunch of Iranian locals and broadcast the deaths via one of those grainy night vision videos. Insist everyone you killed was a Hamas terrorist.
Claim you have once again destroyed their nuclear program. Thank Israel for their support and invite Netanyahu to DC to celebrate.
Do a victory lap on cable news, bragging about how you won another war and deserve the next Peace Prize.
Ask Congress for another $100B in Pentagon spending, because you ran out of ships again. Name the next Aircraft Carrier the USS Melanie
All very achievable.