are we writing headlines or entirely unrelated short stories? come the fuck on
Yeah, it’s sensational and then a bit
We should definitely send a team of red-shirts to investigate.
Fetch me my brown pants.
Fetch me my brown coat and give me back the sky!
Wasn’t that what got them into that fight with the Gorn?
That’s what gets them into fights with everyone.
Thats what they get for being red shirts!
Ziggy played guitar
jamming good with Weird and Gilly
David Bowie knew!
While the fly tried to break our balls
So this is how the war of the worlds begins. The eggs get launched en mass towards the earth and hatch on landing. We are doomed, doomed!
Engage the Kessler Defense
SyndromeSystem!
Very clickbaity headline. Just changing egg-like to egg-shaped would be good
