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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 hours ago

Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills

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Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    I’ll give it a shot, but I must be able to use my laptop to vibe-interview.

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    This company wants to fail in record time

  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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    I wish the Internet never existed so I wouldn’t have to see opinions like these

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    “You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.”

    I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…

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      “You don’t need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought”

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      This is written like an AI prompt.

    • AlphaOmega@lemmy.world
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      I just spotted the first logic error.

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      Reading: yes
      Comprehending: no

      Edit: markdown line break

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    “Prompt engineer” is a legitimate profession to people who think “how fast you can type Python” is what determines the skill level of an actual programmer.

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      When people type 70wpm andit it requires thier full attention, it seems intuitive that this is a bottleneck. I just don’t believe that’s the typical state of affairs for most devs. Most management, sure.

      I’m not saying there aren’t some code that get written that is braindead simple and have a lot of keystrokes (builders come to mind) but modern IDEs will generate them for you. We already had a plethora of deterministic code generation tools at our fingertips.

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    As a cybersecurity researcher, I see this as an absolute win.

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      Vibe coding will secure your job for years to come. Congrats on the job security

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      Strongly reconsidering respecing my career into this. But there’s a risk it’ll just become “some junior with Dunning Kruger vibe coded this shite, now you have to fix it”

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      Success is the only possible outcome.

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    We are all in on AI at work finally. I want to keep my job so I guess I have to stop being a Luddite.

    I am mortgaging my career though. Letting AI do the work saps my problem solving skills and I lose what I have spent my whole career building.

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    This is some State-of-the-art (SOTA) bullshit right here.

  • drre@feddit.org
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    Name and shame them. Who are they? just that we can about their “services”

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      found the add. company is called nnamu.

      career menu links to this

      https://beroe-inc.jobs.personio.de/job/2540486

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        32 hours over 4 days and 24 days paid vacation. It’s an hour less than my job I might do it.

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          Apply, get the job, then just have an AI agent do all the work for you

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    Act as the rigorous gatekeeper for AIgenerated code.

    Well, in a way I’m already doing this.

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    Minimum 15 years of experience.

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    vibe management skills

    🤣

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