This is chicken slander, they’re chill af once you get them to trust you.

Roosters are demons though.

Chickens are awful creatures, a giant one would fuck you up for absolutely no reason

But if we Jurassic park these mutherfuckers I guarantee KFC would start serving up Kentucky Fried Dinosaur.

Man they’d probably taste fricken awesome. And the occasional news story of a battery farm of dinosaurs getting mass released into the environment, towns getting overrun by giant feathered dinosaurs would be a sight to see.

I saw a chicken the other day. Horrible creatures.