resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoEXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’closeronline.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down130
arrow-up114arrow-down1external-linkEXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’closeronline.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoSqueaks? Sure sure, you’re not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.
Squeaks? Sure sure, you’re not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.
all dried up and dusty
Mmm, friction burns.